Favorite Quotes
My vice is a virtue. I never need to change, and I owe an apology to no one.
Toby
Miranda: The only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady. He doesn't seem to want to eat.
Carrie: Perhaps he's anorexic.
Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.
Honey, in my experience there's no such thing as a perfect gentleman.
Alec [to Mads]
You're not Calvin Harris.
Lisa
That was it. That one simple moment. Everything that had been bottled up inside me; fear, the frustration, the uncertainty, just melted away and I was overcome with this sudden sense of clarity, courage and that's when I decided I would not be quiet any more, do what was expected of me, surrender to some sort of pathetic middle-aged anxiety and I realized that I was the one who built this prison I was in. I was going to take back control of my life and set myself free. Have you ever had that kind of experience?
Neil
Crazy seems to be on a sliding scale since I met you guys.
Mitch
Cookie: I know how bad you wanted Titan, but they're going to break his ass in prison. You lose your soul when you feel like the world's forgotten you.
Lucious: I never forgot about you. Couldn't. I did some things that I had to do in order to make sure that when you got out you would have all of this stuff.
Cookie: This stuff, meaning this material stuff? You just stopped coming. No calls, no letter, no explanation. Just left me twisting in the wind.
Felix: Arthur, you beast. I'm not even taking any new clients.
Art: Oh yeah?
Felix: Yeah.
Art: Then how about you take your hand off of my ass?
Wynonna: This is a Russian doll of suckage. Inside an arbitrary border, there’s a hellmouth. Inside that’s a demon bush party. Inside that is a jail, and inside that, I’m at the mercy of a Dukes of Hazard reject who wouldn’t know justice if it spatowed him in his butter sculpture face.
Clayborne: Ms. Earp, you have a visitor.
Wynonna: Good. Give me a heads up next time.
Casey: You were in the zone.
Leela: Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party.
Bender: Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler.
Leela: Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it.
It's pretty terrible to be voted out by your own idol.
JT