Top Rated Quotes (Page 2)

Dean: Yeah, a guy in his thirties hanging out at a Plucky's alone. That's normal. Not pervy at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Shark Week, man. How do you not watch that? A whole week of sharks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: They think the ball washer did it.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball washer.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: My mother was a saint. My wife was a saint especially by the time she was chasing four kids under ten around the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Wow. What is that that smells so fantastic?
Olivia: What do you mean? It's Friday. I ordered Damianos!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia: Oh Peter, I don't know how to explain it but it feels like there was somebody else in my head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: That was for Pearl Harbor!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim (to Dwight): Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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