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Kevin: I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: I expect a friends and family discount on your usual fee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: To whom much is given, much is expected.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: There's my gut too but I wouldn't think you'd take that very seriously.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darren: Who you talking to?
Reese: Tech support.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carter: I always pictured you in the back of my car... in handcuffs.
Reese: To each his own.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: She's right. You are a penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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