Favorite Quotes
I think we should insist upon measuring a person by their deeds. By the goodness or badness of their self determined actions.
Director
Mel: Even if I find love again…
Stacie: If! IF you find love again. Mark’s barely dead a year, and you’re up here in the woods sleeping with some bartender.
Zoe: OK, I need you to remove it.
Diane: What, why?
Zoe: You’re trying to suggest women get angry about abuse, right?
Diane: Yes.
Zoe: That’s not the message that helps us in 2020. Hillary only gets re-elected if men don’t feel women are leading with their anger.
Diane: But women are angry.
Zoe: No, they’re not. Women are making advances now, and they’re doing it through competence, not through grievance.
Diane: What about women who are being abused, who have been abused?
Zoe: They will find support from Hillary, from this administration.
Diane: So you’re just asking them to shut up?
Zoe: No, I’m asking them to get a woman re-elected to the highest office in the land. If Hillary doesn’t win, Trump wins. Then what do we have?
Why do we always have to match you?
Raina
Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right Tom, It appears that students have taken to having ear sex, in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go Black, you go deaf".
Frank: She'd be twice the DMO Glaser was.
Garrett: Yeah, so would a house plant.
You know what the best part about meeting your dad is? Realizing your nothing like him. You left all that he stands for and all that he taught you behind.
Eleanor
That's the difference between you and me. You want to preach to the choir.
Bella
Callie: I really appreciate you letting me help.
Gael: Yeah, well. You already know we work well together.
Candace: More cookies to sell?
Debbie: Is Jimmy here?
Candace: No he's back at school in Michigan.
Debbie: No, he's living 96 blocks away on the Southside, dating my sister, stealing cars, and going by the name of Steve.
Connor: I'm supposed to get the cast off today, and I got to get a tetanus shot. Everett: What for?
Connor: I got bit by something on the highway during that whole stampede. Everett: You were bitten?
Connor: Mm-hmm.
Everett: By what?
Connor: Pretty sure it was a coyote.
Everett: Did you see it? Like, did you actually see a coyote bite you?
Connor: Yeah, kind of.
Everett: What do you mean, kind of? Did you see it or not?
Connor: There was a lot of smoke. I mean, I guess maybe it could have been something else, like a mountain lion. But I think it would look a lot worse.
Everett: Let me see it.
Connor: It's on my back.
Everett: Well, take your shirt off.
Connor: Now?
Everett: Just take it off.
Connor: All right, shit. I was gonna wait for college to experiment a little, but let's do this.
Everett: Just shut up and take the shirt off, please. Let me see the bite. (
Connor: How's it look?
Everett: Kind of looks like a dog bite.
Connor: So kind of like a coyote?
Everett: Yeah, I guess. Hey, um, have you gotten any, like, phone calls lately? Anyone kind of strange talking to you on the phone?
Connor: Besides you?
Everett: No, seriously.
Connor: No. Dude, what's going on?
Everett: Nothing. But can you do me a favor? When you go see your doctor later, just call me and tell me what he says.
Connor: About my leg?
Everett: No. No, about the bite. Just call me.
Connor: All right. I'll call you.
Tony: So that guy from last night. He's just a deputy DA that you know?
Callie: Well, he is my brother's brother-in-law. And my ex.
Tony: So that's why you were flirting with me?
Callie: I was not flirting with you.
Tony: I just want you to know that I'm not offended that you used me to make your ex jealous. And by the way he marched over to introduce himself, I'd say you succeeded.