Favorite Quotes
He keeps asking about an office. I mean who has offices anymore, what is this mad men?
Angie
Shit! Ninjas! Oh, fucking hell!
Sizemore
Rus is a cop. You're a pathologist. This isn't your thing.
Villa
Betcha my dad has a date tonight. Probably has four or five.
Chuck
This one was different. It wasn’t just another video of an innocent Black man being shot by police. This wasn’t an officer making a split-second decision that resulted in another Black man losing his life. This wasn’t fight or flight or panic-induced impulse or unconscious bias or unnecessary escalation. This was the unarmed murder of a defenseless compliant Black man in the middle of the street in broad daylight right in front our eyes, all of our eyes.
Sullivan
Owen: Any luck?
Amelia: No.
Owen: Any longer and I may need to have her admitted.
Let me break down toddlers for you. They eat, poop, sleep, and play. Help them out with any of one of those things, and you're gold.
Maggie
[Melissa]'s actually a doll. I wonder if she's anatomically correct?
Charlie
You are getting close to Josh; I can feel it. And if you could just get into that turkey dinner, you would be set.
Paula
Eliot: I don't even think Alice could do this in under four minutes.
Alice: Maybe not then. But now I could do it in 15 [pauses for effect] seconds. Oh well. Rest in peace, Penny.
Quentin: [gives her a desperate look]
Alice: Well...I guess I could help. For a price. I want to drive. For one hour a day, I get control of your body.
Get the fuck out of my face, bitch! I don't got no time to kill nobody. I'm a fucking celebrity.
Sage
Toby: Walt, are you okay?
Walter: I kissed Paige on the rocket.
Happy: You should've kissed her on the mouth.
Walter: That's not funny! You guys keep playing it off like nothing happened out there, but I'm not imaging things. Paige, what do you know about this?
Paige: Um. Kissing you in space. I know that didn't happen.
Walter: Then what am I remembering?
Toby: Maybe you had a sexy dream.
Ralph: Gross.
Toby: Now it's very normal for adults. Happy has them about me all the time.
Happy: Gross.