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Teddy: Charlie, you need anything?
Charlie: Teddy, if I was any happier, my pants would be wet


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes

Alan: Where are we going?
Charlie: We are going to talk some sense into our mother.
Alan: Really? It's hard to imagine that turning out well

Charlie: What? Really? I just can´t believe it.
Alan: What is it? What happened?
Charlie: Mom just turned down Teddy.
Alan: That bitch

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