South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralWell, looks like we're not going anywhere for a long time. We'...
Jimbo: Well, looks like we're not going anywhere for a long time.
Director: We're snowed in?
Mayor: Yes! We're trapped!
Mr. Garrison: Like sailors on a submarine...
Mayor: My god, this is the worst storm I have ever seen!
Director's Assistant: Oh, I have to get out of here; I haven't eaten since breakfast.
Officer Barbrady: Yeah, I'm getting kind of hungry, too!
Jimbo: I hope you all don't realize what we're facing here... Our only option might be to...eat each other to stay alive.
(Everybody in the building gasps in horror.)
Director: Uh... It's only been, like, four hours... Aren't you people resorting to cannablism a little quickly?
Jimbo: That's a while to live, Mr. Director. I don't eat plenty, but if some of us must die so the rest can stay alive so be it.
Mayor: But...how do we decide who?
Jimbo: Well, we'll draw straws...
Director: Now, wait just a minute! You've all had a big breakfast! Can't you people live without eating for a while??
Jimbo: Calm down, soldier! We need every person here to keep his head! Barbrady, fetch some straws.
Director: Well, who the hell made you the boss, anyway??
Announcer: Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it: Officer Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Garrison?
- Characters:
- Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Mayor McDaniels, Jimbo Kern
- Episode:
- South Park Season 2 Episode 2: "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Mr. Garrison Quotes, Officer Barbrady Quotes, Mayor McDaniels Quotes, Jimbo Kern Quotes, South Park Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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