Jamal: You don't think it was a mistake?
Hakeem: Not all all. It was the bravest thing I've seen in my life.

Heather: Sometimes I feel like no one can get a word in edgewise.
Bethenny: Somehow I feel like you can get a word in wherever you want.

Raymond we are doing this to prevent something worse.

James

You said that you had finally found your true purpose.

Man

Hank: [reading] "A Heftigauroch is a bull-like Wesen that morphs into rage when provoked."
Nick: Seriously? We're talking raging hefty gorock?
Hank: It's your book, man.

Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants!

Jeff

You take something that doesn't belong to you, you're a perp. Or did you miss that class at the Academy?

Louisa

Sarah: They're old ladies. They can't have gonorrhea.
Daniel: Are you trying to tell me that because they're old, they can no longer be sexually active?
Sarah: Oh, come on, they barely have the energy to play canasta...whatever that is.

If I say yes, would that be helping Ashley and you?

Charlie

Chuck: Your highness. You'll forgive me if I'm too busy to bow.
Louis: I don't appreciate the sarcasm. Or for that matter, anything else about you.

Frank: Roland, Denise and I are both very thankful for what you did for Jeremy. You know, I know I, I made some mistakes with the boy growing up. I think he enlisted to prove something to me, you know.
Roland: Maybe. The first time.
Frank: Yeah, that first tour man, that was tough on him. And, a buddy getting killed like that. I just didn't see how bad he was hurtin' when he got home. We almost lost him then, and I think we would have, if it hadn't been for you.
Roland: I was just doin' my job Frank.
Frank: No, no, you went above and beyond. 'Cause that second tour, he was a different man. He was proud, he was confident and you did that.
Roland: He did all the work.
Frank: Well, I will always treasure that time we had together in Afghanistan. I got to know my son. I didn't know it was for a little while. I am very grateful.

Amy: It's weird. I don't really feel different but I guess our lives will never be the same.
Sheldon: I don't know. We're going to work like always. I still put my pants on both legs at a time.
Amy: One day, that's going to end very badly.