Popular Quotes
One good thing about the troubles. At least I got to meet Audrey Parker.
Duke
I'm too old to be sent to my room. I'm divorced, I had a child, I'm 18, I'm an adult.
Ben
It's always going to be your house, Mrs. Baker, regardless of who lives here.
Spencer [to Laura]
Jo: I still cannot believe Jake shoots a load into a starlet and you are out shopping for her.
Abby: OK. Inappropriate!
I'm not making anymore decisions concerning LokSat without Beckett.
Castle
Saul: You know that wine of ours that just won.
Kevin: Of course.
Saul: It shouldn't have been that good. Those grapes were nothing special, but it is fantastic! And that's what I love so much about making wine -- you're surprised when you get much more than you put in. They tell me that parenting is very much like that -- seeing your child turn into something that you would never have predicted.
Bertram, relax. The police can't prove Rita did something she didn't do.
Alma
Luke, that is very offensive to women. Your mom works very hard, just now she works for us.
Phil
Is this brutally awkward?
Maggie
We both have done bad things. I wanted to move here so that we could start new, be safe, and never do anything bad again.
Love
Moe: Hey Barney, what'll it be?
Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Barney's Girlfriend: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Moe: Here you go!
A little gift for Daisy.
Hive