Grover: That's jail time, Steve.
McGarrett: Yeah, but it Grace doesn't pull through, it doesn't make a difference.

I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.

Snooki

Castle: Is this is bad as it seems?
Esposito: Much, much worse.

So, we're looking for a ghost?

Reese

Stan: When I joined counterintelligence, they said this could happen, but...
Oleg: But Nina.

Agent Odell: Are you waiting for something?
Jefferson: I’m waiting to see what else you pull. See, I don’t trust you.
Agent Odell: In spite of what you think of me, I am a man of my word. I said I would do my best to meet your needs. You need to be with your family, so go see your family. Safe travels.

Joe: Taste delicious as ever.
Love: I'm a great cook.
Joe: You really are.
Love: And I'm amazing in bed. Pretty, funny, devoted wife and mom.
Joe: It's all true.
Love: Hey, did you check out Twitter today? A news guy was murdered.

I'll hang it up when the bad guys do.

Murtaugh

Caroline: Oh my god, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
Max: She's not a hooker, she's too old. She's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.

Devon: Mina, have you ever been in love?
Mina: Don't do that. Don't ask stupid questions.

I don't care about how desperate, how broke he is, he's not a thief. He's a cop.

Ruzek

Brian: It's amazing, Peter. You've inspired the whole neighborhood to work together.
Peter: You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no-one has said a thing