After everything we've been through, we both just deserve to be madly in love when we get married.

Amy

Tate: You know, I used to be New York's finest.
Ghost: Yeah, I know. You were this bad ass cop. Your point?
Tate: I ain't your bitch.
Ghost: I'll remember that. Make the call.

Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.

Gotta tell ya, sis, this alternate Earth... it's a blast. Doesn't feel right though. Not having blood on my hands before lunch.

Earth-Two Clark

STEVE: "Hey, maybe when I get out of here, we could..."
MEREDITH: "I don't think so. You know, when I saw you at Joe's, I was just looking for a replacement. Looking for something to make me feel better. You deserve better than that."

Wilford: Seems a long way to Eden.
Melanie: It's a start.

Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

Quinn

I won't remember anything that happens today. I won't remember anything that happens period. I won't remember that I had a daughter that died in such a horrible fashion.

Heller

Owen: I can't work with Teddy.
Mer: Its been a day.
Owen: It's been a week!

My son got the crap kicked out of him when he was a boy because he was gay. No one ever apologized.

Fin

I completely shut down.

Kendall

Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just going to be your last chance with me.

Janice