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Peyton: Brooke.
Brooke: I don't want to.
Peyton: Brooke.
Brooke: I don't even know his number.
She looks like a lot of things, because her face is so wide. She needs three mirrors.
The Doctor
Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!
</i> Milhouse
The truth doesn't matter Kate. It's a public relations problem now. The killer just turned you into the poster child for these murders not being solved.
Capt. Gates
(Bart catches Homer at Krusty Burger instead of his "new" job.)
Homer: I couldn't bear to tell your mother, so I hang out here all day.
Bart: But, Dad, you gotta tell her. She's been buying brand-name groceries.
Homer: Brands like "Miser's Choice" and "Day-Old Delights"?
Bart: No, things rich people buy, like Campbell's soup and Pepsodent.
Luciana: Arno told me something before he died.
Daniel: What?
Luciana: Ofelia's alive and he told me where she is.
Daniel: You told me she was dead.
Luciana: I know, because that's what I thought. But he knew where she was.
Daniel: Where?
Luciana: Strand has her in the Tower.
Daniel: Why didn't you tell me before?
Luciana: Because I was afraid that you would go there alone and get yourself killed trying to get in.
Daniel: And why are you telling me now?
Luciana: Because of what you did here, Daniel. If knowing Ofelia's alive gives you clarity, then you can lead all these people and take the Tower from Strand.
Calavaras Guy: You can't kill me... I'm a patch president.
Clay: I don't recognize your bullshit mc.
Lois, please, take the job for Fox's sake.
Anchorman
Got a wound on his jugular. And by 'wound,' I mean someone chewed him up with a chain saw. Fun stuff!
Sgt. Franco [about a dead body]
Get mixed up with the Lambs can only end one way. Bad.
Savino
It was a family business a century ago. That was before the future came and hunger and need and want disappeared. Of course, they're making a comeback now. Thanks to you.
Lorca [offering a fortune cookie]
Percy: I hate it, but it kind of makes sense.
Isler: Thanks for your generosity of spirit.