Abe: So it's over... you and JJ?
Lani: I'm sure you're relieved.
Abe: I'm sorry you're unhappy.

Dean: Nia, it's me. I need your help.
Nia: Oh, you want my help. That's cute.
Dean: I don't understand.
Nia: You killed Tyson, who was one of my own, and you lied to me about it. This relationship was built on trust, so we don't have a relationship anymore. Don't call me again.
Dean: Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry! I panicked. Look, you know that I am all that Chloe has, and the thought of her losing both of her parents... I did what any father would do.
Nia: Uh uh. Don't try me.

For me, that is some white people stuff.

Garcelle

Brian: Uh, Peter according to this you're not a genius. In fact you're mentally retarded.
Peter: Oh yeah? Well would a mentally retarded guy have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?
Brian: Uh, maybe.
Peter: Oh

Floyd: She's too unstable for transport.
Max: Maybe you should do the ritual.

Cartman: Alright Brother Kyle, it is time for us to die.
Kyle: Cartman we've been brain washed don't you see? We don't have to do this!
Cartman: But it's the only way for us to be happy.
Kyle: Cartman, no!

DeJa Skye: Daya, you were a little bit disappointed with being safe in Untucked.
Daya Betty: Oh, I wasn’t disappointed. Don’t twist my words, bitch.
Maddy Morphosis: Ohhhhh.

Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.

Ellie

Vanessa: Calling him won't look desperate?
Jenny: It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.

Bajie: I saved your life, and so did that kid.
Sunny: I have to get Veil and the baby back.
Bajie: And what kind of man will you be when you do, huh? What will there be left? You'll have Veil, but I was right about you. You'll always be a killer. Go on, clipper, run along. You're Baron's calling you.

Sullivan: Andy, just hear me out.
Andy: What can you say that would excuse what you did?
Sullivan: What I did was save 19.

Forgive us if your freedom is neither a concern nor a priority.

Alice