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Jess, if she dies, I am, I, yeah, I just, please. Please.
Murphy
Kelly: I've missed you so much.
Zack: I missed you too.
Kelly: Please honey let me in. There is so much I have to tell you.
Zack: But I can't, you're...
Kelly: Look at me, you can see that that's not true. I was sick, very sick, but I'm getting better. Just let me in and I'll explain everything.
We are living in a dark, dark age and you are part of the problem.
Janey-E Jones
Kevin: Jackie? Thank you.
Jackie: For what?
Kevin: For putting up with me.
By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. [beat] You should smooch.
Jimmy
Turk: I'd watch a show with the Fonzi and a gremlin.
J.D.: Fonzi couldn't take care of a gremlin, he's too busy being cool.
Okay, she did not have to tell me that.
Pete
Meg: (after Joe and the cops take her away) Aaaaah! Dad! Help me!
Peter: Have fun at the dance, Meg! I hope she does. That kid really deserves it.
Hardison: [doing little dance] Get it, get it, get it.
Nate: Is that really necessary?
Hardison: The man put me in a coffin, Nate, a damn coffin
Nate: That's true.
Raimy: Are you saying a person can't change the future?
Carl: Of course you can. You have to cut off the trunk.
Mr. Patel: Do you like seeing dead, decaying animals where ever you go?
Wilfred: Holy shit! Is this India place real?
My dad will be all, why don't you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her.
Barney