The Situation: Can I place an order?
Delivery guy: What's the name?
The Situation: Situation.
Delivery guy: Name?
The Situation: Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Delivery guy: Whatever man, what's your order?


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USE YOUR REAL NAME!!!! YOU GOD DAMN FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT WHITE TRASH SHITHEAD!!!! YOU ARE LOWER THEN SCUM!! JUST DIE!!

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.

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Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!

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