Parenthood

Adam Braverman Quotes

Adam: You know, I was only screwing around when I said music saved my life. That's not the truth. You did.
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Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
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Max: I got to ride in a cop car. It was pretty fun.
Adam: Welcome home to the adventurer!
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Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.
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Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?
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Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.
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Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!
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Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!
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Adam: Listen to me. Don't worry about my family here, ever. We are business partners here and you just gotta go in there and make good music. Kick ass.
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Adam: Yeah, awesome. You were shreddin it, burnin like a torch.
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