Popular Addison Montgomery Quotes
NAOMI: "You got fat."
ADDISON: "I did not!"
NAOMI: "Your hair is hideous."
ADDISON: "It is not!"
NAOMI: "And you're getting really, really ugly."
ADDISON: "Aww. I missed you too."
SAM: "Ow!"
ADDISON: "Idiot – you divorced Naomi?"
SAM: "Just mind your own business."
ADDISON: [slaps Sam again]
SAM: "Ouch!"
ADDISON: "Moron. She’s my best friend."
SAM: "Stop hitting me on top of my head."
ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarten. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense."
SAM: "Yeah... well, you cheated... you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"
SAM: "Hey...you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won't talk about it."
SAM: "Ah. Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on your side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet..."
ADDISON: "I even missed you."
"It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."
NAOMI: "There is no fertility potential here."
ADDISON: [sarcastically] "Ahh. Okay, this is good. This is um, this is just... perfect."
"I have a great guy, I don't have a baby, because I'm focusing on my career. Then I have the other guy and I don't have his baby because he's not the great guy. And now I don't have the great guy or the other guy and I'm finally ready to have a baby but I can't. That is so... exactly what my life is."
NAOMI: "Addie, there are other options."
ADDISON: "Yeah, I know about the options."
NAOMI: "I'm so sorry. I know how much you wanted this."
ADDISON: "It's okay. I just, um, I just didn't realize that I was out of time."
PETE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: "Yeah. I, um, had a little too much surgery today. I’m good."
PETE: "You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because your Naomi’s friend."
ADDISON: "Stop it."
PETE: "What?"
ADDISON: "You're flirting."
PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"
ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all barren and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do – they do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry."
ADDISON: "What was that for?"
PETE: "To remind you that you’re not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know."
ADDISON: "Okay."
ADDISON: "You work with your ex-husband in a shrine for your ex-husband."
NAOMI: "It’s actually a good book. And we're friends. And we stayed friends after we divorced. It’s very healthy. We're healthy."
ADDISON: "What happened between you and Sam?"
NAOMI: "Addison, you and I were close in med school, but it was a long time ago."
ADDISON: "Oh, Naomi. Come on. You can’t stay mad at me forever. I know you."
