Popular Adriana La Cerva Quotes
Livia: (on Tony) Did he cheat on you again?
Carmela: I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. Right away you think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about. Don't flatter yourself.
Livia: Who is it? I'm sleeping.
Carmela: It's Carmela.
Livia: Oh, come on in.
Carmela: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. Is it?
Tony: No, who do you think I am?
Uncle Junior: I don't go down often enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.
Carmela: Look at you at girls soccer, Tony.
Tony: What do you want from me? My only son's a couch potato.
You know Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, paranoid, or just a fucking asshole.
Carmela
Carmela: What if something should happen?
Tony: You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.
(to Tony) All it takes is a half of a woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed. What am I, a fucking idiot? If I had an ounce of self-respect I would cut your dick off.
Carmela
Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!
Why do they call a sandwich a hero?
Isabella
(to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.
Carmela
You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.
Carmela
