Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.

Coulson: You forget, I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: [Coulson walks off] And you died.

Coulson: We need a reset here Fitz. Fitz?
Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly, does not increase productive.

Coulson: Dr. Hall, Agent Coulson, we have an exit strategy.
Dr. Hall: SHIELD?
Coulson: Yes sir. We let's get you out of here.
Dr. Hall: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Coulson; I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
Coulson: I'll be honest. Our strategy did not take into consideration you saying that.

You made a tough call Dr. Hall, now I have to make mine. [shoots glass under Hall]

Dr. Hall: SHIELD? Your search for an unlimited power source brought an alien invasion.
Coulson: Fair point.

Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It's not too late right? I could learn. What do you like best, freedom, the view?
May: The solitude.
Coulson: Got it.

Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
Ward: Not since weapons training.
Coulson: She stop saying bang when she pulls the trigger?
Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.

Skye: What's up Phil.
Coulson: I prefer you not call me Phil.
Skye: Ok, you're the boss AC.

Skye: So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but its way outside the box.
Coulson: I live outside the box.

May: Bus to short bus.
Ward: Go for short bus.
Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, ok.

Hill: For that you will have to ask Agent Coulson.
Ward: I'm clearance level 6, I know that Coulson died before the battle of New York,
Coulson: [steps out of shadow] Welcome to level 7. Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.