Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Agent Phil Coulson Quotes
We don't want to hurt you Chin. I'm sorry, but we have too.
May: What is your gut telling you now.
Coulson: That she's still hiding something.
Melinda: You can't save someone from themselves, sir.
Coulson: You can if you get to them early enough [looks at Skye].
You should know, I'm not a fan of being poked.
Simmons: This is the victim's brain.
Coulson: It looks like a burnt baked potato.
I've been where you are right now so please believe me when I tell you you don't have to be afraid.
The people who put these ops together are the best of the best. They know what they're doing.
Skye: You guys might think its old news, but its new news to everyone else. Asgardians are aliens from another planet that visited us 1000 years ago.
Coulson: Or more
Skye: Because we couldn't understand aliens we thought they were gods?
Coulson: That’s where our Norse mythology comes from.
You know it would be nice? If Thor and his people would send down the god of "cleaning up after yourself." They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.
Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy.
Ward: You’re right, he’s Asgardian.
Coulson: Good thing. That would have been awfully embarrassing.
Hill: For that you will have to ask Agent Coulson.
Ward: I'm clearance level 6, I know that Coulson died before the battle of New York,
Coulson: [steps out of shadow] Welcome to level 7. Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.
