Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

Who would've thought Kepner would find someone as dorky as she is?

I'm in love with an intern out there but I won't tell her.

I'm damaged goods or something.

Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.

Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.

Alex: you know you were an intern balling an attending once.
Meredith: You kiss my kids with that mouth?

Alex: How about we get take out chicken and eat in the car like we were raised to?
Jo: I think I love you.
Alex: Yeah, yeah... settle down.

Arizona: What’s wrong with your face?
Alex: I like your hair.
Arizona: What did you do?

Dude, you’re being weird. Get out of my car before you escalate.

Who do you think took care of her? Kept track of her? Got her committed so she wouldn't hurt herself? Who do you think took care of your kids? Your best was worthless. I was the dad. I was the kid, but I was the dad. You were nothing. You were gone. You're worthless.

Alex: We're the only family we need, right? We'll be together forever, right? You and me. And if we have kids, we'll be great. I'll be a great dad and you'll be great and it'll just be us. We won't need anybody else, okay?
Jo: Yes, absolutely!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey