Alex Karev Quotes
I like you and you're a great time in bed, but don't go tell your ex we're together so you can make him jealous.
I'll go. He's got serial killer eyes.
Meredith: They're married.
Alex: You're just saying that because you think you're married.
Yang got burns on her girl parts.
I want you to go and be happy and not come back.
I deserve someone that will stay.
Alex: I slept with someone.
Izzie: We'll get through it.
Love comes and goes. Surgery doesn't.
Meredith: Izzie leaves and Mark gets a kid, and you two decide the best way to deal is to get drunk and mash your genitals together?
Alex: No freaking way you get to judge us or give relationship advice. Besides you were a total dirty mistress like two weeks ago.
Lexie: Are we calling me a dirty mistress?
Meredith: That was two years ago and his wife didn't have cancer!
Lexie: Because I've been with like six guys in my whole life. Alex and I, we've done it before. I was recycling, it was like good for the environment.
Alex: Izzie's gone. I was horny. She was there.
Lexie: Oh crap, I am a dirty mistress!
Lexie: I'm too young to be a grandma. I'm supposed to work like a dog, come home and do stupid things.
Alex: I know something stupid you can do.
Turns out your stupid Post-It is 10 times the marriage my church wedding ever got to be. I'm moving on.
[to Mer] You gonna look me in the eye and tell me Derek never threw a cranionomy after the two of you spent an hour in the on-call room? Please.