Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCAlex Karev Quotes
"I know I’m pretty to look at and all, George, but back up."
MEREDITH: "I tried to talk Dr. Shepherd out of that clot surgery. What is wrong with me?"
ALEX: "Basically, you tried to kill a guy."
CRISTINA: [to Alex] "Basically, you're an ass."
GEORGE: "How’s a pompous cocky jackass like you always have women all over him?"
ALEX: "Little bluebell pills. Lots of them."
GEORGE: "Oh, c'mon."
ALEX: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. O'Malley, you think too much. Can’t you see it? You gotta dance and jab, dance and jab! Like me. I am the Ali of this place."
"Glad to know you can keep a secret, Grey."
MEREDITH: "No. I can't, I'm seeing someone."
ALEX: "Look, if you don't want to go out with me just say so, you don't need to lie."
MEREDITH: "Oh, okay. I don't want to go out with you... and I think I might be seeing someone."
MEREDITH: "Are you really as shallow and callous as you seem?"
ALEX: "Want to grab a drink and hear about my secret pain?"
MEREDITH: "Does that line ever work for you?"
ALEX: "Sometimes."
GEORGE: "You paged me?"
IZZIE: "I’m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
ALEX: "Why don’t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
IZZIE: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
ALEX: "I wouldn’t come anyway. I hate big parties."
DEREK: "The first person I killed? I was a second-year resident. James Hanson. Go home, Dr. Karev. There's nothing you can do for him now."
ALEX: [pauses] "No one should die alone."
IZZIE: "Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?"
GEORGE: "Tonight."
IZZIE: "Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't-"
GEORGE: "Yeah, could we not talk about it here?"
IZZIE: "What? Tampons?"
GEORGE: "Did you not hear a word I said?"
IZZIE: "You're a man, we know."
ALEX: "Talk about shrinking the salamander!"
DEREK: "What are our options?"
GEORGE: "MRI?"
ALEX: "Brilliant! The guy's got nails in his head! Let's put him in a giant magnet."
[to Mer] "I heard you broke his penis. Nice!"
ALEX: "I'm a hotshot doctor. I don't have any problems."
ROBERT: "You probably don't have any friends, either."
