Alex Karev Quotes (Page 33)
Season 2, Episode 17: "(As We Know It)"
GEORGE: "I feel like colors are brighter than usual. Does anyone else think colors are brighter? My head hurts."
ALEX: "That's the adrenaline."
IZZIE: "Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares if the blue is bluer or if you have super smelling powers. Meredith could die. Any minute she could just die. Actually stop living. Dead. Corpse. "
IZZIE: [giggles] "I'm sorry. Sorry. God, I have really inappropriate reactions to stress."
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..."
IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
ALEX: "Okay, can you tell me exactly what happened to your husband."
PATIENT'S WIFE: "So my idiot husband goes and stands in front of his 'big gun' to see what went wrong. That's when the stupid toy starts working."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Break on Through"
SYDNEY: "Anyone want to probe the wound?"
CRISTINA / ALEX: "I do."
ALEX: "I'd really love to try your method of healing with love."
SYDNEY: "I like the way you think, Alex. You do the honors."
• Rating: 2.6 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies"
MEREDITH: [narrating] "Everybody's a liar."
PRESTON: "Dr. Grey, is that a dog?"
MEREDITH: [holding dog by the leash] "No."
MIRANDA: "Tell me that is not a dog."
ALEX: "It's not a dog."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin"
IZZIE: "You do glow."
ALEX: "Like the moon."
MIRANDA: "And you can spend the day in the pit, Karev."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
ALEX: "Glad to know you can keep a secret, Grey."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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