Popular Alex Kerkovich Quotes
Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.
You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.
I get the P shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, but what is with the lower case b's?
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.
Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.
Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.
Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.
You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?
Oh no, do not lump me in with this bullcorn. Ghosts are real. Just like warlocks and doolas. I am on the fence about chupacabras, not saying they're real, not saying they're not. They're real.
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
If we put a man on the moon, I'm pretty sure we could put a chicos in the clouds.
