Wait Penny wrote a play about a guy who's about to get his heart ripped out? Is this about Dave?

Excuse me, I don't normally do this. But you have the hair of a greek shipping magnate's worthless son.

Come on throw some shade to Papa.

Uh, Dave welcome to the 31st century.

So cute, Penny. You should take him to Bone Town - you know, that rib joint on Holstead? I love that place.

Pearl Harbor cause we want this wedding to be da bomb! Like that Michael Bay movie Armageddon.

When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny