Popular Alexis Castle Quotes
How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
You think I'm catnip for the predators of the world.
I don't want to let fear win.
I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.
I know these people. I care about them. It already hurts.
Have you ever looked back on something you've done and it's like someone else is doing it?
Alexis: Halter tops were big in the '70s.
Castle: So were those peasant blouses. Why didn't you wear one of those?
Castle: Did I tell you I got peppered sprayed today?
Alexis: You say that like it's a good thing.
I don’t know who he is but I know what he is, a giant ass.
Wow Dad, could your head get any bigger?
Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Alexis: Exactly.
Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.
