Amanda Tanen Quotes
Betty please - you gave up your apartment a year ago when you moved back to the farm or whatever.
(to Betty) Or the Matt who's an astronaut and you're an alien embryo bursting out of his chest?
(to Mark about Troy) No! He is imprinted on you like a gay duckling. If you don't wean him off you slowly, he'll die.
(about Claire's whereabouts) How would I know what she was doing in South Dakota? I don't even know where that country is.
You're going to South Dakota! You have to blend in. Less money and more food stamp.
Well, I am on board - and on the pill.
I've seen my future, and it's needlepoint and double-A batteries in bulk.
I feel so bad about what happened. I just thought you'd have a better chance at a love connection if we placed an ad for your special needs.
Please! He's tainted. Kissing him would be like kissing Betty.
Marc, scheming is a lonely business.
Wilhelmina
You don't use me for your little schemes. We use people together!
Whoa! Okay, stop! I just realized what's been going on here. You know, it is one thing to flirt with me. You're a man, I'm me—it happens. But to do it just to get back at Betty? Nobody uses this to make that jealous.
