Amanda Tanen Quotes
Amanda [about Betty]: Haha, someone's been hitting the tequila again [to Matt]: It's like mother's milk to her
Amanda: Daniel you were all over the papers today
Daniel: Really?
Amanda: Yes. [reading paper]: Looking sensational at Michael Kors was Daniel Meade. He was accompanied by... *gasp*
Daniel: What?
Amanda: Nothing, I just remembered I can't read. It's my own secret shame
Amanda: I'll miss you
Betty: You'll see me at work
Amanda: Yeah, but I probably won't be as nice
Betty: Probably not
Do not order anything over fifteen dollars or you have to do anything Jesse says. It used to be more but we are in a recession
Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
Amanda [about Jesse]: Where is he? How is he? What's he packing?
Betty: No no, he left after we kissed
Amanda: Wait, what happened? Was it your breath again?
Betty: No I told him I had to get up early for work
Amanda: Why? You had the date any fourth grader would die for
Betty, this is very big of you and unlike in the past, I mean this as a compliment
Amanda: She's so pretty, but not pretty enough for me to be threatened by
Applicant: I don't think I'm interested anymore
You tell her what you know or I will tell everyone you have ambiguous genitalia, like a Ken doll. And that's the kind of stank that don't wash off
Betty! You look fantastic. How many times did I tell you to stop eating that fatty Mexican food. You are too young to have a heart attack
Betty: Or when your dog eats all my food
Amanda: That was "Bad Ronald"
Betty: There is no "Bad Ronald," it's you, "Bad Amanda"
Amanda: Every week the village voice lists all the gallery openings in Chelsea. I always pick the ones with the ugliest art
Betty: Why?
Amanda: They have the best booze. They figure the drunker you are, the more likely you are to actually buy all this crap
Betty: I actually think this is really neat
Amanda: Okay, now I'm cutting you off
