Ugly Betty

Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 5)

Amanda [about a painting of Betty]: That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!
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Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?
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Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
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Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
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Amanda: Babies are the hot accessory in the gay world. Small dogs, totally five minute ago
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Amanda [about guy Marc flirted with]: That was rude, he didn't even introduce himself to me
Marc: Cute and rude, I'm in love
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Marc: I did not sign up for this baby business.. cashmere diapers is she kidding?
Amanda: Aww, I love shopping at baby stores
Marc: You do?
Amanda: I like to sit in the tiny baby furniture and pretend I'm a giant.. the children cry, it's so much fun
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Amanda: Betty, a cute-ish guy is here for you. Is he the one you're trying to sleep with to get over that other one?
Matt: Um, I'm right here
Amanda: I know
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Amanda [about Betty]: Haha, someone's been hitting the tequila again [to Matt]: It's like mother's milk to her
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Amanda: Daniel you were all over the papers today
Daniel: Really?
Amanda: Yes. [reading paper]: Looking sensational at Michael Kors was Daniel Meade. He was accompanied by... *gasp*
Daniel: What?
Amanda: Nothing, I just remembered I can't read. It's my own secret shame
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