The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.
The uterus quivers, does it not?
Penny: We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis.
Amy: It's so cute when she tries.
Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry they're really just hungry.
Amy: I'm not hungry!
Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?
Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
Amy: When did Howard learn to sew?
Bernadette: When he was a little boy, every couple months, he'd have to let his mother's pants out.
Amy: At some point, they're bound to lock horns.
Penny: I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic-Con?
Amy: Are you saying you want to spank me?
Sheldon: I don't want to. But, it looks like you have left me no choice.
Amy: That's true. I've been a very bad girl.
Amy: Looks like something used by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook.
Go away Sheldon is nibbling on my ... 14. Yes!
