Favorite Amy Wong Quotes
Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.
Amy : It worked! They totally think we're making out!
Fry : Yea! (He and Amy begin juggling)...Hey, why aren't we making out?
Amy : I don't know.
Amy: You called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
Cat: Welcome to academia.
Bender: I'm immortal.
Amy: How come you scream so much when you're in danger?
Bender: I never said I wasn't a drama queen.
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
Amy: I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
Professor: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for 12 years, you were ready 6 years ago.
Amy: What!?
Professor: I probably should have told you.
Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?
Attention passengers please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash.
Amy: Good morning, Bender.
Bender: None of your business! Get off my back!
Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
Amy: Stop being such a spineless jellyfish!
Kif: You know full well I'm more closely related to the sea cucumber.
Amy: Not where it counts.
Amy: I think they just want wives. Just play along and if it doesn't work out, we still get half of their rocks.
Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks.
