Favorite Andy Botwin Quotes
You're a slutty, irresponsible, slutty slut.
Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?
Andy: You and I will never right. Just say we'll never.
Nancy: They all die Andy. I like you too much to want you to die.
Andy: Holy cow, you're right! They do all die. You're pussy's a death sentence. A penis fly trap. You're Dr. Kavagian.
Nancy: All right then!
Andy: Wait - Esteban's not dead.
Nancy: Not yet.
I'm the guru of off the grid.
(to Nancy) You're an evil succubus and I'll see you soon.
I win sh*t all the time. It's in the bag.
Is it ok to impersonate your dead brother and pseudo-steal some money if you're gonna use the cash for the family's greater good?
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
This is my Eat Pray Love moment.
Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.
I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.
Andy: Bro five. What up. L'chaim.
Club owner: What?
Andy: Nothing. I forgot where I was for a second.
