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If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe.

I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.

No thinking just stupid!

Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.

Where's all the faces of the presidents?

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.

Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Tom: Leslie, I've got this. You listen to me Lindsey Carlisle-Shea! Why don't you take your fancy dog, get in your Escalade, and if you've got any job openings maybe you should let me know about them.
Ben: C'mon, man-
Tom: No! I'm sick of being treated like I'm not willing to relocate to Eagleton. Because I am! So, here's what you can do, lady. Take this resume, and shove it in your human resources box.
Andy: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yea, shove it there!

Oh dude, you forgot to put a shirt on. Don't worry I do it all the time.

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