Angela Martin Quotes
I want pet day back. No dogs.
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.
Pam: We're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all.
Angela [to Pam]: Jesus is not your caterer.
Angela [to Cece]: But he should be your caterer, because you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?
This is an amazing prize. I mean I don't even want to give Pam a compliment because she's so blehhh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.
[to Dwight] I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Michael: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike!
Pam: Oh, no! We're actually married, we're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back!
Angela: I knew it! You should see their baby.
Angela: You embarrassed me earlier.
Erin: Take it up with the chief of police.
Angela: Do you think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Erin: I want to think about it just thinking about it!
Angela: You are throwing up for the wrong reasons.
Dwight: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please.
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day!
Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.