Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.

She just always has to copy anything I do. It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.

Pam: He talked about himself in the third person?
Angela: Yes Pam, not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh hey Pam, dude. Wanna marry me?

I want pet day back. No dogs.

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.

Pam: We're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all.
Angela [to Pam]: Jesus is not your caterer.
Angela [to Cece]: But he should be your caterer, because you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?

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