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Angela: I actually think you're making the cancer thing very sexy, Wendell.
Brennan: Ewing's Sarcoma has an 80% mortality rating, Angela. That's not sexy.
Wendell: Thanks for the reminder, Dr. B.
Brennan: My pleasure.

Cam: I don’t think we need bones to let us know the victim was a male.
Brennan: We don't have any other way Dr. Saroyan.
Hodgins: I think we do.
Angela: That mangled piece of meat is his…?

Angela: I never knew you sailed.
Hodgins: Yeah, I was a rich kid, you know. We had to sail and date at least one girl named Muffy. It's in the charter.

Angela: Brennan is really lucky that she's my friend or I would totally make a move on you.
Booth: Great, I really don't know how to respond to that where I come out looking like a good guy.

Angela: There's this country-western bar outside of town. It's got this bull that we can ride, and there's line dancing, and there's these hot guys in chaps, and some of them aren't even gay.
Brennan: I do like horses so I will feel very comfortable there.

Angela: Justice is so...
Camille: Unjust?

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Angela: You know, if you need anything...
Camille: Maybe I could steal your identity.

[to Hodgins] Oh man, I so wish I could just hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads.

[to Hodgins] My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex.

There's nothing worse than a woman scorned who has access to a three-sided hoe.

[to Hodgins] We're all a little crazy, and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.

[to Brennan] You are the worst vacation taker in the world.

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Bones Quotes

Angela: I was talking about the Amalia Rose. The remains have been identified and they're moving them into the exhibit. The press conference is tomorrow.
Cam: Great.
Angela: Yea- not that this is any of my business, but um- I sort of thought that you'd ... be more interested.
Cam: (laughs) Interested, is that what I'm supposed to be.
Angela: I just thought tha-
Cam: That because I'm black, I should be all over this.

You look beautiful.

Brennan [to Samantha]

Bones Music

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Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The-world-is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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