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Angela: You, a trained anthropologist, immersed yourself in a specific culture and you learned nothing?
Brennan: I did realize that compared to others Booth and I have a very good relationship.
Angela: So you learned nothing?

Sweets: Thank you, Dr. Montenegro. Where'd you get that degree in psychology again?
Angela: The same place you got that degree in sarcasm.

[to Sweets] I'm a wild, free spirit, artist type with wanderlust and you're a tight-ass geek boy who doesn't really fit in anywhere but here.

[to Bones] I'll be angry at both Booth and Mars for you.

Brennan: I've found that as a Caucasian if I enter into any kind of debate like this the non-Caucausians like you and Arastoo yell at me as if I represent all white people.
Arastoo: I tend to represent all Muslims.
Angela: I tend to represent all hot women.

[to Daisy and Brennan] Love is not chemistry.

Brennan: It's clearly irrational, but I feel I could never find a better man to spend my life with. And I'm...
Angela: Happy.
Brennan: And I thought that should be recorded for the world.

Angela: Hey, we're gonna get him, Hodgins. You know that we will.
Hodgins: I should've killed him when I had the chance.

Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.

Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.

[to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.

Hodgins: Hey, I accept not being rich-rich, but I wouldn't mind being a little richer than we are right now.
Angela: We're living off our salaries. It's what people do.
Finn: Well, happiness isn't tied to how much money you make.
Hodgins: Thank you, Opie, but I'd rather not have Michael Vincent grow up eating squirrel gizzards and hillbilly broth.

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Bones Quotes

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Brennan

Angela: Would you tell your significant other the truth or would you...
Cam: I would tell him...that I wanted to have tea with Jesus.

Bones Music

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The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones