[to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.

Angela: Hey, we're gonna get him, Hodgins. You know that we will.
Hodgins: I should've killed him when I had the chance.

[to Daisy and Brennan] Love is not chemistry.

[to Bones] I'll be angry at both Booth and Mars for you.

[to Sweets] I'm a wild, free spirit, artist type with wanderlust and you're a tight-ass geek boy who doesn't really fit in anywhere but here.

Sweets: Thank you, Dr. Montenegro. Where'd you get that degree in psychology again?
Angela: The same place you got that degree in sarcasm.

Angela: You, a trained anthropologist, immersed yourself in a specific culture and you learned nothing?
Brennan: I did realize that compared to others Booth and I have a very good relationship.
Angela: So you learned nothing?

[to Hodgins] Honey, when you're talking to me about puke, don't smile like that.

[to Brennan] You might not admit it, but you're a dreamer. And this is...this is your bucket list.

[to Hodgins] We're all a little crazy, and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.

[to Hodgins] Oh man, I so wish I could just hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads.

Angela: There's this country-western bar outside of town. It's got this bull that we can ride, and there's line dancing, and there's these hot guys in chaps, and some of them aren't even gay.
Brennan: I do like horses so I will feel very comfortable there.

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones