I can't believe how much I like this chair!

Jane

Why are you anxious? Is it because you put on a little weight?

We can't help who we love.

You made me leave my Luxuriana mattress for this kind of treatment?

One step closer and I'll be bringing your mother your body parts in a pie tin.

Angela: Will someone tell me what's wrong?
Jane: She's pregnant with your first grandchild and she's drunk.

That baby didn't have anything to do with how it got made.