Pretty soon I'm going to hell...don't need to add to that by defrocking a priest.

Why does every guy think that the answer to a girl's problems is to get a guy.

It's time I stop writing checks and started kicking ass.

Mitchell Nash

I wouldn't even call him a tool. Maybe asswipe or douchebag.

I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life since I have all this money now.

Naomi: Do I look drunk in this picture or like I'm throwing a fabulous party for a client?
Annie: Since your earrings are made of potato chips, I'm going to go with drunk.

Silver, I was basically a hooker.

Austin: You got a lot to lose by telling the truth.
Annie: I'm just tired of not doing the right thing.

Class? You're gonna go to class?

Can't keep turning the other cheek forever. Gonna run out of cheeks.

I never stopped loving you Liam. Merry Christmas!

That's rich bitch to you.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.