Liam [toasting]: To family holidays.
Annie: They suck.

Are you going to be okay with your little problem?

Holly just de-kappa-tated me.

Bree: They paid us.
Annie: Yea, like prostitutes.

You proposed to me last week and you're already sleeping with somebody else?!

Who would volunteer to humiliate themselves like that?

If you want to put your past behind you, you should know what it is.

What are you almost wearing?

Navid [to Nila]

I love you but it's not all that matters to me.

Annie: Love sucks.
Naomi: I'm getting that tattooed on my face.
Annie: Well, that'll keep the boys away.
Naomi: I doubt it.

Good luck. I hope you find yourself or whatever it is you're looking for.

All this time you've been pretending about wanting to have a life with me?


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.