April Ludgate Quotes
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!
This comes from your mother’s butt.
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Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.
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I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
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Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
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Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April