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Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?

This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. "Hi, I'm Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!"

I love games that turn people against each other.

My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.

Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.

I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.

I may not have won, but at least I didn't make any new friendships.

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