I love games that turn people against each other.

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• Added: November 20, 2009

Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.

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• Added: November 20, 2009

I may not have won, but at least I didn't make any new friendships.

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• Added: November 20, 2009

This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. "Hi, I'm Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!"

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• Added: November 20, 2009

I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.

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• Added: November 20, 2009

April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.

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• Added: September 25, 2009