April Ludgate Quotes
I love games that turn people against each other.
Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.
I may not have won, but at least I didn't make any new friendships.
This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. "Hi, I'm Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!"
I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.
April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.