You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Emily: We all know she's dead, right?
Aria: Right. I just never heard anyone say it.

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Forget about theory. What does it feel like when we're together?

So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer