Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.

Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Emily: We all know she's dead, right?
Aria: Right. I just never heard anyone say it.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer