Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer