Glee

Artie Abrams Quotes

Kitty: Hey Crippy Longstocking, wait up!
Artie: That's offensive.
Kitty: Aw, boo hoo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: What we have on our hands is a lady manhunt. We need a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse.
Finn: Ain't nobody got time for that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: [to Finn] It's not just girls who have body issues. Sometimes guys aren't cool showing off their bodies either.
 • Rating: Unrated

Finn: Artie, man, you basically dragged me out of that tire shop telling me that this club was part of my destiny somehow. What did you even join? Your costume is ridiculous. It looks like a peacock died on your head!
Artie: It's called a plume.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: The theme is 'Foreigner.' We're going to sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the world's nations.
Artie: Wait, seriously? That's your idea?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: Wow. I've never seen Blaine so...Masterpiece Theatre.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don't take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to have a relationship that lasts longer than a couple weeks.
Brittany: Why would I take that personally?
Artie: You and I dated.
Brittany: We did?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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