Artie Abrams Quotes
Season 3, Episode 18: "Choke"
Artie: Moving on, what rhymes with Pre-industrial European deforestation?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Heart"
Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Michael"
Artie: We sing and that's all we ever do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"
Artie: It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"
Artie: Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "The First Time"
Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Artie: As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.
• Rating: Unrated
Artie: When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "Asian F"
Artie: He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "I Am Unicorn"
Artie: I really want to give you a standing ovation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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