Glee

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Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.

Artie: I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don't take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to have a relationship that lasts longer than a couple weeks.
Brittany: Why would I take that personally?
Artie: You and I dated.
Brittany: We did?

Marley: If it's alright, I'd like to sing one last Britney song.
Artie: Did that come out this morning, 'cause we scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel.

Moving on, what rhymes with Pre-industrial European deforestation?

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

We sing and that's all we ever do.

It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.

As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.

When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.

He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.

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Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn