Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

Wow. I've never seen Blaine so...Masterpiece Theatre.

Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.

Artie: I mean, it's no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don't take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to have a relationship that lasts longer than a couple weeks.
Brittany: Why would I take that personally?
Artie: You and I dated.
Brittany: We did?

Marley: If it's alright, I'd like to sing one last Britney song.
Artie: Did that come out this morning, 'cause we scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel.

Moving on, what rhymes with Pre-industrial European deforestation?

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

We sing and that's all we ever do.

It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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