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Warehouse-13

Claudia: Oh come on, I think it's so cute. You officially have a girlfriend.
Artie: She's not my girlfriend.
Claudia: Ah, are you seeing anyone else?
Artie: No.
Claudia? Do you want to?
Artie: No.
Claudia: She's your girlfriend.

Artie: Hey, look at me. When was the last time you slept?
Steve: Right after I died.

Well, you know who could help you though? Tech savvy girl, maybe with a punk rock flare and a bit of Goth.

Myka: Are you living in 1957? Getting pregnant is not on my current to do list.
Artie: How about finding an artifact? Is that on your current to do list?

Brother Adrian: The Brotherhood is more powerful than you think.
Artie: I work for some pretty powerful people myself.

Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'

Artie: What's next?
Leena: Devil's Lake Country Club.
Artie: A Jew and a Black Woman go to a fancy country club. All we need is a priest and a horse and we could do the whole joke.

Claudia: So when the Warehouse was destroyed...
Artie: ...the world lost hope.

Pete: [pats Artie on the butt as he throws the football] Good game.
Artie: Thank you.

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