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Warehouse-13

Artie: Anything more than a platonic relationship is just too risky.
Vanessa: Some risks are worth taking.
Artie: Some are not.
Artie: We'll see each other at the warehouse from time to time.
Vanessa: No. You don't just get to quit on us. That's not how it works.

Vanessa: Only thing that was missing, was a
Artie: A shiny copper bell.
Vanessa: I've told you this story. Well, that happens sometimes at this age. You're name's Artie, right? How do I know you?

Pete: Yeah, I don't even want to know what kind of jingle bells kicks you two kids are into?
Artie: Hey, hey, hey. It's a gift, not an artifact.

Claudia: Oh come on, I think it's so cute. You officially have a girlfriend.
Artie: She's not my girlfriend.
Claudia: Ah, are you seeing anyone else?
Artie: No.
Claudia? Do you want to?
Artie: No.
Claudia: She's your girlfriend.

Artie: Hey, look at me. When was the last time you slept?
Steve: Right after I died.

Well, you know who could help you though? Tech savvy girl, maybe with a punk rock flare and a bit of Goth.

Myka: Are you living in 1957? Getting pregnant is not on my current to do list.
Artie: How about finding an artifact? Is that on your current to do list?

Brother Adrian: The Brotherhood is more powerful than you think.
Artie: I work for some pretty powerful people myself.

Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'

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