I’m Batman.

[to Miles] I know your dirty little secret.

Better having bad luck than no luck at all.

Monroe: I did the best I could.
Miles: Well, your best sucks.

You brought my kid down here Miles? This is nice. What’d you do, buy him a handjob and an eight ball?

Well, congratulations, you've made to Mexico now go enjoy the Mexican Dream.

Monroe: What? You've got something to say? Say it.
Rachel: I have to help you find your son after you killed mine.

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.

Monroe: You know, you never did tell me.
Rachel: Tell you what?
Monroe: How the lights went off in the first place.

Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

Revolution Quotes

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.

Aaron

Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.